Things That Bug Me

*BLOGGER'S NOTE* I have decided that I really like the format of giving a little preamble, and then going into a list as sort of the standard for this blog.  So, I think that's what I'm going to do, at least for the next little while.  If you don't like it, comment, maybe I'll change it.  If you don't like it and don't comment, tough beans, you suck at life. And, that's it.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog post.

See?  Pleasant.

Now, before I start listing off to all (both?) of you the things that set me off in the worst way and just make me see red and want to punch you in the throat, let me disclaim that I am generally a pleasant person.  Usually, it takes a whole lot to get me angry, like, legitimately throat-punchy angry.  There are, however, a few exceptions.  Exceptions which I will list here.  I realize that by doing so, I'm giving the tens of readers out there a lot of control over my emotions, specifically the boiling lake of anger that usually lies dormant in my heart.  But you guys need to realize that with great power comes great responsibility.  Rice mogul Uncle Ben said that.  So, be warned: If you do any of these things to me on purpose, I will cut you.

With that being said, I trust that you and I will not have any problems in the near future.  Because if we do, the near future may be the only future you have.  I take this stuff seriously.  So, here's the list.

A Year in Review

Well folks, believe me when I say there is nobody who hates to admit failure more than I do.  It just doesn't sit right with me.  With that being said, I admit my failures as a "blogger".  It is my responsibility to provide both of my readers with the entertainment that they so crave and cannot get anywhere else.  And for the past year, I haven't done that.  I've just been busy, okay!? Anyway, for this, I offer my sincerest apologies, and a promise that I will do better.  Or not, you know, whatever I feel like.

One of the more exciting moments of my
year.  The amazing discovery that
Waffle Crisp still exists.  I'm easily
excited.  Mostly by cereal.

Now that that's out of the way, let me just say It's been a freaking year since I started this thing.  That just blows my mind.  I feel like a coma patient that just woke up wondering, "What even happened to that year?" Okay, maybe not to that extent, but still, you get the point (and a year in a coma? That's a really long time).  I don't know what I've accomplished in the past year, or even if I have accomplished anything.  But, I have a blog now, so I'm dang sure gonna find out.  Seriously, I'm going to be grasping at straws here, so if you want to read about one of the more mediocre years of someone's life, continue to read.  If not, go read someone else's blog. But please don't.