Well folks, believe me when I say there is nobody who hates to admit failure more than I do. It just doesn't sit right with me. With that being said, I admit my failures as a "blogger". It is my responsibility to provide both of my readers with the entertainment that they so crave and cannot get anywhere else. And for the past year, I haven't done that. I've just been busy, okay!? Anyway, for this, I offer my sincerest apologies, and a promise that I will do better. Or not, you know, whatever I feel like.
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One of the more exciting moments of my
year. The amazing discovery that
Waffle Crisp still exists. I'm easily
excited. Mostly by cereal. |
Now that that's out of the way, let me just say
It's been a freaking year since I started this thing. That just blows my mind. I feel like a coma patient that just woke up wondering, "What even happened to that year?" Okay, maybe not to that extent, but still, you get the point (and a
year in a coma? That's a really long time). I don't know what I've accomplished in the past year, or even if I have accomplished anything. But, I have a blog now, so I'm dang sure gonna find out. Seriously, I'm going to be grasping at straws here, so if you want to read about one of the more mediocre years of someone's life, continue to read. If not, go read someone else's blog. But please don't.
